Friday, November 28, 2008

Start Your Christmas Shopping, Now!

That's right! Go!

It's midnight Friday and that can only mean one thing. Black Friday has arrived! Woooooooooo!

Of course I'm completely kidding. I go Christmas shopping on December 23. Why? This way, everything is already sold out so I have a smaller selection to pick from, and I'm incredibly lazy. The first reason sounds a lot more logical. So we'll go with that.

I kind of just want to watch the Black Friday shopping though. It's a bunch of women in their 40's flat out brawling MMA, WWF, and Boxing-style. Sounds like fun. Go grab a beer and a chair and just sit in aisle 2 or the electronics section and watch the fighting. I'm sure there are a lot of things that are better, and I'd probably get bored after 5 minutes of this, but who knows. There would be a beer.

To those of you actually shopping at 4 am, I have two things to say to you: (1) Why?; (2) Good luck.

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