Intoxicated Test

Since school is in full swing, I decided that you could handle another test.  I mean it's only one more.  And, it's only one question.

Multiple Choice

Identify the choice that best answers the question or completes the statement.  More than one answer may be correct.

1. Drunk people are

a. obnoxious.

b. annoying.

c. loud.

d. stupid.

e. lacking motor skills.

f. lacking common sense.

g. ridiculous.

h. silly.

i. rightfully worthy of a punch in the face.

j. easily irritated.

k. under the influence of alcohol.

l. very controlling.

m. unable to walk a straight line.

n. passing out on my couch.

o. fill in your other favorite trait: ___________

p. contradictory.

q. usually incorrect, when it comes to anything.

r. all of the above.

Bonus Question:

Where did all my beer go?

Answer: If you selected choice (r), you are correct.  Now, I'm not saying that I'm not like that when I'm drunk, nor am I not saying that I am not like that when I am sober.  But throughout the year and a half I've been in college, I am just pointing out my observations. 

Disclaimer: This has nothing to do with anything that happened recently; lots of other things have pissed me off that I could write about.  Recent events just propelled me to write this little exam for you.

Disclaimer 2: Answer (r) is the only correct answer, unless you did not fill in anything in choice (o), in which case, you would fail the exam.

Disclaimer 3: Take this list next time you are at a party or club.  I guarantee you will meet someone or multiple people exhibiting at least one or more (likely more) of these traits.

Disclaimer 4: The answer to the bonus question could be one of many things.  I will only accept answers I like from people I like.  If I don't like you, your answer has to be that much better.  I love subjective grading.

Disclaimer 5: Seriously though.  I do not condone or encourage underage drinking (pssshhhh).

Disclaimer 6: No, for real here, honestly, please think when you drink.