Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Rhetorical Questions and Thoughts

I've been thinking about some things. Here they are.

  • Why is the word abbreviate so long?
  • Why is there an abbrevation for the word abbreviation?
  • Why do the people who lose American Idol always have better careers?
  • If the arrow in the FedEx logo is meant to show the company is always moving forward, why does it point to the back of the truck and where the truck has just been to?
  • Who is going to calm down The Price is Right contestants?
  • Why do the buttons of a drive up ATM have braille on it?
  • What does the fifth doctor/dentist believe?
  • Are TV channels ever going to run out of ideas for TV shows?
  • Are needles used for lethal injections sterilized?
  • Who thought early 90's fashion looked good?
  • What would be the speed of lightning if it went straight?
  • Why do we reach for the stars when we are only about 6 feet tall?
  • What do they use to ship packing peanuts?
  • Why can you golf and bowl but can't baseball?
  • Why the hell is NASCAR so damn popular?

Any ideas? Yeah, me neither.

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