Seriously, You Took The Elevator Up One Floor?

Don't even deny it, I know you did. I was in the elevator with you, going up 6 floors. You come in running for the elevator before the doors close to hit 1 (we were on the ground floor at the time). There are so many things wrong with this, I'm going to list them.

1. You don't need to use the elevator to go up one floor.
2. You don't need to run after the elevator.
3. You could have used all that energy you expelled running after the elevator to walk up the stairs.
4. The stairs are closer to the door you came in from than the elevator is.
5. See no. 1.
6. Stop acting all cool because you are taking the elevator.
7. Stairs are very good exercise. Up to 4 floors, then it's just annoying.
8. You pissed me off and the other kid who was in there too. I could just tell.
9. Your fat ass should have definately taken the stairs.

Seriously, who takes the elevator for one floor? I know of one person. That's all. Just one.