Those Steroids Must Have Helped

A-Rod hit a home run on his first pitch this year.  After he had surgery.  After he hasn't seen a major league pitch since September.  Not even first at bat.  It was the first pitch.  Those steroids are good.  Oh that's right, he only took them in Arlington, not New York.  

Speaking of steroids, Manny Ramirez?  Really?  He might be the best hitter in the game.  And I had no doubt he was clean.  I guess not.  But we don't know if he took steroids, he just took a female fertility drug that people usually take after a steroid cycle.  But we don't know if he took steroids.  Players are so honest these days that I believe them.  But why a female fertility drug?  I still want to know.  If you are taking a steroid, why take such a sissy drug?  Why not take a manly drug.  Like HGH.  Now that's a manly drug.

Oh, and for A-Rod, no matter how many first pitch home runs he hits this year, he'll be back to normal come September and October.  Awful.