Brett Favre, You Have Got To Be Kidding Me

So, Brett Favre is talking with the Vikings to return to playing in the NFL...again.  I thought he retired...twice.  He is worse than Michael Jordan with the NBA.  But at least he left to play another sport, not play with himself.  Brett Favre better not come back or I am going to go ballistic.  First of all, he sucks now.  Second of all, he can't compete.  Third of all, he's just getting really annoying.  And if he does decide to stay retired (which looks like it won't happen, as Chris Mortensen said it would be more surprising for Favre not to play) he better not be announcing.  I'd rather listen to Bryant Gumbel.  Ok, maybe not.  He is awful.

And besides, aren't there enough former NFL players as analysts?  I mean we got Michael Strahan (who I learned after a little research is a host of Pros vs. Joes) who's space between his teeth takes up the entire screen on FOX.  On CBS there is Jerome Bettis, who's space just takes up the entire screen.  On NBC, there is my favorite analyst of all time, Cris Collinsworth, who's space between his ears take up the entire screen.  There's no room for him.  Well, I guess they could add a 6th person to the pre-game shows, right?

Why don't you just do everyone, well at least me a favor, Brett: just go fishing in Mississippi.  For ever.