Make Up Your Mind Already

Should I be scared shitless or not?  No one can make up their mind about this swine flu.  Is it going to kill me and should I be in a bubble so I don't get it?  Or no?  No one can tell me anything.  Every day it's something new.  Before, WHO said this swine flu (my bad, H1N1 virus) is not any worse than the normal flu.  Now they say over 2 billion people could get it.  Two billion, with a b.  That's a lot.  That's 2 Chinas.  And there are almost 900 new cases of this in 41 states.  Maybe we are over reacting.  Actually I know we are.  The University of Illinois-Chicago is banning handshakes at graduation.  Oh yeah, that will stop the spread of the disease.  Also, no hugging your family after graduation either.  A Chicago health official even hinted that this is ridiculous.  Should WHO declare a full pandemic? No but I am declaring we are all crazy.