Global Warming?...Ha!

There just can't be global warming.  I'm freezing my ass off.  It feels like -30 in Chicago and -10 in New York City.  That's not warm.  And, without doing research, I guarantee that those temperatures aren't the warmest ever or near the top for the first day of winter.  Global warming must have taken the day off.

Oh, I only gave US cities?  Ok, here's some international stats.  All parts of Canada might experience a white Christmas for the first time since 1971.  Today was Beijing's coldest December day in 57 years.  A severe cold wave is going to hit Europe.

Global warming is losing.  Global cooling is on top.  Don't say I'm lying.  If the world is so hot, why don't you go swimming.  Then when you need your ice skates, come talk to me.  When your nuts are inside your stomach, come talk to me.  When you take your hot chocolate outside and it freezes within 34 seconds, come talk to me.  

I don't know if I can believe science anymore.