Are You Kidding Me?

I don't ask that in amazement.  I don't ask that in awe.  I don't ask that in astonishment.  I ask that in the "you've got to be kidding me, what the hell, you're stupid" way.

I hardly ever bother to click on the links on the front page of Yahoo, let alone even read the one sentence blurb trying to convince me to click it, but I was in a welcoming mood.  I clicked on the first one and saw this video of an Indian girl pulling a bus with her hair.  Let me repeat that.  An Indian girl pulling a bus with her hair.  Yes, I typed it correctly.  Yes, you read it correctly.  No, I'm not lying.  An Indian girl pulled a bus with her hair.

I just have one question for her.  Why?

I mean come on.  The video has English words on the bottom describing her and what she does.  It says she has been pulling things with her hair since she was a young girl.  Apparently, she started pulling smaller things, like carts, before working her way up to a bus.

I don't even know what to think about this.  Should I be impressed?  Should I just be like, oh, alright?  Should I not care?  Should I slap her in the face?  Should her parents slap her in the face?

Who just wakes up one morning, especially when they are a little girl, and says to themselves, "I'm going to pull that with my hair"?  Did the parents encourage this?  Were they like, "aww, great idea, pumpkin"?  I really do wonder what goes through people's minds sometimes.

And Indians wonder why we make fun of them.  Well, here you go.  Example A.  

It's not that great a feat anyway.  If it even is supposed to be great.  There weren't even people on the bus.  Fill it with people first (and not skinny little Indians, but fat overweight Americans) and then maybe I'll change my mind.  I doubt it.