From the "What the Hell" File

Every now and then, I come across an article that simply makes me think, for real? But today was a coal mine (I am in West Virginia. I guess that would be a gold mine for the rest of you.) for this kind of stuff. Get ready, this ride could be turbulent.

• Ever try to get out of jury duty? Imagine being a cat, getting called for jury duty.
• Make sure your name, or at least the name of your kids or young relatives don't have the same name as a member of the terrorist watch list.
• I guess these Weight Watchers members did not lose enough weight.
• Osama bin Laden could be in your backyard, and you don't even know it, because he now looks like this, says the government.
• In other government news, all the government's failures are because of outdated computers.
• If I ever stop writing this blog, I could always race cars.

Either today was a slow day, or a hysterical day.