Starting My Christmas Wish List

I know it's not Black Friday yet, but I am starting to put together my Christmas wish list. So, if you want to give me something, here are some ideas to start.

• I want all of my diagnoses and doctor's orders given in this manner. I don't know if that will ever get old. Kind of like this will never get old. Yeah, it didn't because there was a new one that came out a year later. It should be played at clubs. I'd dance. Or try to dance.
• While you're at it, dance lessons couldn't hurt....
• I am not the Animal Planet guy, but I want one of these. What is it? I don't know. But it's a-fricken-dorable.
• I also want this boat. The girls do come with it, right?
• And even though I'm done with English classes, I want to look out for the youth of America. Let's teach English classes like this.

Now I am going to mail this to the North Pole. Please, Santa, please!!!!