Sarah Palin Should Just Go Away

Good thing Alaska is so far away, because Sarah Palin is starting to annoy me.  Piss me off actually.  She should stay in Alaska.  Aww boo hoo, David Letterman made a joke.   It's his job, Sarah.  He hosts a late night talk show.  I actually watched the Today show interview with her because I wanted to see what she had to say.  Here are some things that annoyed me with her interview with Matt Lauer (who also should just go away, like, immediately).

• How many times can you say fruition in one interview?  Was it on her word-a-day calendar? Does she realize how stupid she sounds saying fruition when she also says that she knows foreign policy because Russia is close to Alaska?
• Letterman was right, you do look like a slutty flight attendant.  
• Yes, Letterman's comments were about statutory rape.  You are absolutely right. (Insert rolling eye emoticon) I don't know how that idea came to fruition in your head.
• Letterman didn't take the convenient excuse because the joke was about Bristol, you moron.
• Don't call me naive when you don't know what the Vice President does.  After you research the job description.
• A "so-called" comedian telling "so-called" jokes at other people's expense?  Nooooo..... And "so-called" is the best you can come up with?
• "Plus it would be wise to keep Willow away from David Letterman."  I can interpret that how I want?  I want to know how you interpret it.  Because you know that was stupid to say (or have your spokesperson say).  That is in bad taste, too, Sarah, because Letterman would not rape your daughter.  Come on.
• There was a double standard about families because Obama had earned respect.  You, well, didn't.
• What kind of drugs were you on when you named your kids?  Bristol is a city in Conneticut (did you know that Sarah) and Willow is a tree.  Not names for girls.  Unless they are going to have kids before marriage or get raped.  Oops, now I'm going to have to issue a statement.

STATEMENT: It was a joke.  Get over it.