Got To Love Irony, Right Tom Brady?

I love it. This is funnier than your favorite 5 comedians combined.

Tom Brady was on the injury report for 5 straight years. That's (not including pre-season and playoffs) 80 weeks. The one time he's not on the injury report, he gets hurt. And is likely out for the season. I don't know if I can stop laughing.

Oh boy, whew. Alright, breathe. Ok. I can't stand Tom Brady that cocky, arrogant, son of a bitch. I can't stand Bill Belichick, that cocky, arrogant, son of a bitch. So, for this to happen, it's very satisfying. That sounded kind of harsh, didn't it? I guess so, but at least I wasn't wishing for his death.

Was the hit dirty? No. So shut up. It's called football. Last time I checked, that's a pretty dirty sport, even if you play clean. I don't even know what the difference between dirty and clean is, but if I saw it I would know it, and I haven't seen it yet. I guess dirty would be intentionally trying to hurt someone. Or rubbing shit in someone's face; that's dirty, not to mention unsanitary. But, come on, the defender couldn't have thought, hmm, I'm going to tear Brady's ACL here. I guarantee that's not what he was thinking.

In other NFL news, Chad Johnson, oh my bad, Chad Ocho Cinco, should stop worrying about creating a circus around him, and play football. He got 3 fantasy points this week. Three. I could get 3 fantasy points, I am sure. One catch for 22 yards. Yeah, I could do that. So, Mr. Ocho Cinco practice football now that you have time. I know it took some time out of your day filing paperwork for this name change, but that is all gone now. Go practice catching some balls. Tee hee, that sounded dirty.