sNOw Way There's This Much Snow

I haven't been here in a month. But I have a reasonable explanation for that. Everywhere I go, I've been snowed in! There's snow in 49 of the 50 states. 49 of the 50. Thats 98%. Easily an A, and a curve killer.

I also haven't been able to eat or drink, because every time a snow storm comes the crazed lunatics who think it's the end of the world and won't be out of their house for months on end run to the store and snatch all the snacks and milk. I am now malnourished. Donations welcome.

But seriously, global warming is not looking so good. When Hawaii has snow, something's wrong. Hawaii has snow. Where am I supposed to go on vacation in the winter now? Brazil? Nope, it's their winter, and they probably have snow too.