So today is the busiest travel day of the year. Millions of people going to airports to fly all across the country. These people are going through the typical day at the airport: waiting in line at the ticket counter, checking bags, having IDs checks, getting boarding passes, proceeding to security, taking shoes off, putting items on the conveyor belt to go throw the metal detector, then getting their junk touched? That's not how security goes. Well, now it is. You could be randomly selected to get put through a full body scan where the screener can see you naked. Don't worry, the screener is in a separate room and your face is removed. Or you can opt out of that and get patted down. Intimately.
One woman said she was
selected because of her breasts. I mean, let's get serious though. If you were a TSA worker and had the chance, wouldn't you? Either one of your buddies gets to see her in a full body scanner or you get to watch another woman rub her down. Sounds like a win-win to me.
Because of this AAA expects
record highway traffic. Why not? Airport travel is becoming way too much of a hassle. And who wants people to see/touch their junk? Unless its in bed. Then that's alright. But the TSA isn't going in my bed. They are too much of a whore.
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