The Savior is Stupid

When I saw this report on ESPN, my day could not have been any better. It was posted on ESPN.com yesterday, and is nowhere to be found today. (But I found it. Score one for me ESPN.) But maybe that's because it shows how Tim Tebow (who from what I hear is God, not a god, but the head honcho) is stupid. Well, below the average intelligence of an NFL quarterback, and if it weren't for Vince Young (overall stupid, based on his Wonderlic score), Michael Vick (you know what happened), and Eli Manning (who missed the smart gene in his family, it went to Peyton) bringing the average down, Tebow would be more than just average.

Fun fact: the last seven Super Bowl winning quarterbacks' average Wonderlic score: 30. Tebow's Wonderlic score: 22. I am surprised he didn't pray before the test. I am surprised I saw another college quarterback work as hard (read: harder) than him, the rest of the year (tear, sniffle, tear). Sam Bradford scored 36.

But hey Timmy, it's ok. You know God still loves you because he loves everyone. It does help that you apparently are him, though. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.