Who can have fun eating one of them? You need like 34 of them to have fun. A fun sized candy would be like a 5-lb brick. That would be fun. I would enjoy that.
I don't know who decided to name them fun size. But I want to find out. So I can beat him. He got my hopes up. Then when I get a candy the size of a nickel, I was very let down.
Fun sized candy should be renamed. I don't know to what. But definaetely to something else. Like, "Feel Free to Eat 16 of These before Feeling Fat" size, or "I Hope You Didn't Want to Know What This Really Tastes Like" size. Those are more appropriate names. If those were the names though, the print would have to be really small though, so it could fit on the wrapper.
And who decided to start giving out pretzels on Halloween? That's unnecessary. Halloween is supposed to help childhood obesity. Isn't it? I thought that is what the point of the holiday is. And then when kids are asked how much candy they got, they can't include that in the count. "Well, I got 322 pieces of candy. Oh, and two bags of pretzels." It just doesn't sound right.
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