Move Over Marvin, There Are Other Aliens On Earth Too

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24070088-13762,00.html

Yes, you heard it (well, read it) here first. Aliens have visited Earth on many occasions and all the governments in the world aren't telling us! Who is saying this, you ask? Not some drunk guy with no future trying to get into the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum, but a former NASA astronaut who holds the record for the longest moon walk. Maybe the lack of oxygen on the moon finally got to him.

I have no problem with people claiming that there are aliens or that even aliens have visited us on earth. But all the governments in the world have been covering this up for 60 years? That is a very coordinated effort. I mean, we aren't all exactly friendly with each other. Unless covering up alien encounters and visitations is the only thing all the countries agree upon. And, to be frank, I don't think that's possible. Yes, call me a skeptic, but come on, all of them? That's certainly a lot.

But NASA is yet again calming me down. They are just on fire this month with making sure I don't poke one of my eye balls out (see Sex in Space post). According to a spokesman, "NASA is not involved in any kind of cover up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe." Whew, I knew the government wouldn't keep important information away from the public.

Here's the kicker, though. The only reason why we weren't all killed when they came is because the aliens are friendly. Their technology is much more sophisticated. But Marvin the Martian just wants to distroy Earth. When he can't, he just gets really mad. There seems to be an inconsistancy between the cartoon and this astronaut's actuality.

But just in case aliens really are visiting this planet, maybe they can book a hotel in the US to help our economy.