I Can Be A German Soldier

I know what some of you may be thinking.  But, yes, I can be a soldier.  Just not for the American army, that's hard to be in.  The German Army though, I can do that.

Seriously, all they do is drink beer and eat sausage.  Only 28 of them were killed in Iraq since 2001.  Twenty-eight.  That's a pretty good ratio.  

So, whatever the Germans are doing seems to be working.  What are they doing?  Eating sausage, neglecting fruits and vegetables, and drinking 2 pints a day, then claiming they are too fat to fight.  Sounds like a plan to me.

America has it all wrong.  We have to let our soldiers drink, then we wouldn't have nearly as many deaths.  And the war wouldn't seem at all that bad.  Would it?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1091559/German-soldiers-fat-fight-Taliban-drink-boys-dry.html